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jade fire

The best f'in band in the world - or at least new jersey.
Ska-Punk-Core-Glory
I saw jade fire yesterday and they were so good i shat myself
by miguel September 3, 2003
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max 300

not much to say here except...this song is one of the hardest songs on ddr ever. clocking in at a blazing fast 300bpm it is also one of the fastest songs,which stays at 300bpm throughout the entire thing. As a 10 footer it will keep your feet moving at their fastest almost the entire time.
i've passed this song 81 times with a B on heavy mode and one time with an A. my highest combo was 332.
by Miguel January 12, 2005
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splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo
After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.
by Miguel January 4, 2004
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BUHDUNKADUNKdunk

"keep your eyes on by buhdunkadunkdunk
by Miguel January 4, 2004
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bald head

A Rasta label for one who is too caught up with the evil system—Babylon. Also is anyone who is a non-dreadlocks; usually white people.
Dat bwoy betta stop conversing wit em bald heads.
by Miguel April 13, 2004
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pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!
by miguel May 24, 2004
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al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.
Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)
by Miguel March 20, 2004
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