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A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways
1. Three clubbers out at night
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
by mids99 November 9, 2009
Get the poxy docksmug. A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
by mids99 July 10, 2010
Get the Mean Palletmug. Where dance music will head in the early 2020s. After another decade or so fo evolution, dubsetp will mutate into forms with successive layers of two timeness to create tribstep, quatrestep, cinqstep (which will fuse with blues to form Cinqstep Blue) and infinitumstep where the track two times itself until completion. Successive three-time waltz dance will also emerge, as well as fractal beat, where bars of music take on irrational number values mirrored in Nature, such dance tracks will usually be 3DVJd to successive zooming and leaving fractal style shapes.
(A clubber going to an underground geometricore set in 2023)
I remember the days when you could get some good old fashioned drum n bass. I dont syn (short for synergise, 2020s speak for 'dig' ) with this geometricore nonsense!
I remember the days when you could get some good old fashioned drum n bass. I dont syn (short for synergise, 2020s speak for 'dig' ) with this geometricore nonsense!
by mids99 November 8, 2009
Get the geometricoremug. The opposite of nightcore. Generally consists of fast house/happy hardcore tracks slowed down to sound like they are being sung by male vocalists.
'Who's that bloke singing Britney Spears songs?'
'Its Britney - just slowed down into a daycore track.'
'Its Britney - just slowed down into a daycore track.'
by mids99 December 25, 2013
Get the daycoremug. Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.
1. 'I twirted the forecast this weekend and wend down the South East where the weather was sunnier.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
by mids99 August 26, 2009
Get the twirtmug. The set of people who are hopelessly inept at a given task.
Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.
Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'
Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'
Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.
Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'
Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'
And there are the bucfotariat. They go clubbing regularly hoping to pull. Even where pulling is easy, some havent scored in years!
by mids99 August 26, 2009
Get the bucfotariatmug. An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'
Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)
A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)
A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
by mids99 September 13, 2009
Get the sex death positioning scalemug.