v. To shamelessly flirt and schmooze on Twitter, knowing the world and his dog could be watching.

We may twirt with an individual we like, or send a coquettish and provocative public tweet deliberately in attempt to sway our online popularity in the social media spectrum. Sometimes this carnal behaviour extends to a tweep of the same sex to encourage eyebrow raising, chinwagging and hence more followers.

A lucky few may meet Mr or Mrs Right. Be wary to check credentials before getting too involved since said twitterer may in fact be an African prince trying to obtain your bank details.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A Twitter flirt. Someone who is constantly putting flirty messages on Twitter or writing messages to their gf/bf through Twitter.

A synthesis of the words 'twirl' and 'divert.' Used to signify when a sequence of events occurs in the wrong order

Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.

someone you used to think was uncool who you have now realized is cool.