Definitions by mids99
euphoricore
Also called neo-happy hardcore. What hardcore may evolve into as an early 2010s backlash against darkcore.
Hardcore music consisting of ridiculously sentimental lyrics, piano riffs make a return, increasingly higher and higher notes make their way onto the track and the beat regularly exceeds 200bpm.
Hardcore music consisting of ridiculously sentimental lyrics, piano riffs make a return, increasingly higher and higher notes make their way onto the track and the beat regularly exceeds 200bpm.
(to booming beats) 'A million shining rainbows light the sky' (piano riffs) ' A palette of spectral colours and they're mine' (more piano riffs) ' Stick out your danicing tongue lets dine dine dine.'
Raver 1:- (not on drugs) ' Christ, the hardcore at HTID41 is a bit mad!
Raver 2:- (on several Es) 'I love it! I love you! I love life! GIZZA HUG! EUPHORICORE!'
Raver 1:- (not on drugs) ' Christ, the hardcore at HTID41 is a bit mad!
Raver 2:- (on several Es) 'I love it! I love you! I love life! GIZZA HUG! EUPHORICORE!'
euphoricore by mids99 September 26, 2009
sex death positioning scale
An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'
Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)
A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)
A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
sex death positioning scale by mids99 September 13, 2009
bank holiday bob
A dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. As a result, despite rarely venturing outside their home town for most of the year, feel obliged to go on a day or weekend trip to a hackneyed tourist destination like Blackpool or Rhyl for the day even if the weather is awful. Usually found in a traffic jam with a Bingo Maud (not yet defined) on the M6 in a Fiat Uno, often towing a caravan.
bank holiday bob by mids99 September 1, 2009
lead differential
The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)
The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.
Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.
Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.
1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.
2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')
3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.
Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.
Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.
1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.
2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')
3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
lead differential by mids99 September 1, 2009
twirt
Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.
bucfotariat
The set of people who are hopelessly inept at a given task.
Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.
Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'
Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'
Derives from a misspelling of Burcot to Bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.
Also there is 'bucfotine' meaning highly inept ie. 'His attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.'
Lastly 'bucfot warrior' meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. 'Bless the Bucfot Warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.'
And there are the bucfotariat. They go clubbing regularly hoping to pull. Even where pulling is easy, some havent scored in years!
bucfotariat by mids99 August 26, 2009