podogy

SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.

Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days

by midikurlips June 07, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Nonathon

Doing nothing (remaining idle) for an extended period.
Also a place and/or period where usually capable persons are incapacitated .

Spring break was a nonathon, that is until Mable appeared to ride the hot rod to heaven.

by midikurlips April 07, 2019

gumpyun

Pejorative
THE RESULT OF PISSING IN A RAIN FORREST; NOT AN ILLUSION.
See also PIGEON MILK, Ant. : NONOMONON

If I wanted a gumpyun, I would click on HELP.
When Gomer Pyle imitates Sergent Carter, he sounds like a gumpyun.
Only a gumpyun calls "{ & " square brackets

by midikurlips March 02, 2019

sill the chits

Pissing out the window, especially upon anyone from Chicago.

Man from CA: When Chichy left, I thought he told me to "Chill the shit".
Man from NY: Why did you pee on him?
Man from CA: Better than throwing that frozen shit on him, right?
Man from NY: Waddaya call what you do?
Man from CA: Sill the Chits.
Man from NY: Too clever, lets get some shitty California pizza.

by midikurlips April 12, 2019

obamaitis

a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs

the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis

by midikurlips May 30, 2014