midikurlips's definitions

sill the chits

Pissing out the window, especially upon anyone from Chicago.

Man from CA: When Chichy left, I thought he told me to "Chill the shit".
Man from NY: Why did you pee on him?
Man from CA: Better than throwing that frozen shit on him, right?
Man from NY: Waddaya call what you do?
Man from CA: Sill the Chits.
Man from NY: Too clever, lets get some shitty California pizza.

by midikurlips April 11, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.

Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

podogy

SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.

Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

Fractionate

Divided after friction, or repelled by magnetic force

After I saw her snap and bend I wanted to talk to Fractionate, but I considered she may be to good to eat.

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

podogog

Alpha ascended from roommates in pod

Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!

by midikurlips June 7, 2019