Definitions by midikurlips

Nonathon 

Doing nothing (remaining idle) for an extended period.
Also a place and/or period where usually capable persons are incapacitated .

Spring break was a nonathon, that is until Mable appeared to ride the hot rod to heaven.

Nonathon by midikurlips April 7, 2019

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

cum lung by midikurlips March 21, 2019

smug brownie 

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

smug brownie by midikurlips March 20, 2019

nonomonon

A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon

The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".

nonomonon by midikurlips March 14, 2019

gumpyun 

Pejorative
THE RESULT OF PISSING IN A RAIN FORREST; NOT AN ILLUSION.
See also PIGEON MILK, Ant. : NONOMONON

If I wanted a gumpyun, I would click on HELP.
When Gomer Pyle imitates Sergent Carter, he sounds like a gumpyun.
Only a gumpyun calls "{ & ]" square brackets

gumpyun by midikurlips March 1, 2019

obamaitis 

a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs

the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis

obamaitis by midikurlips May 30, 2014