The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.
ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"
by Mickey November 20, 2005
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The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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fardo

The feeling of embarrassment you have for someone when they can't feel embarrassed themselves.
John was filled with an inescapable sense of fardo at his drunken sister's wedding.
by Mickey December 04, 2003
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homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.
by mickey July 30, 2003
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gratuna

Defecating on a woman while having anal sex with another
Who's up for some Super Hot Mustard Gratuna! Don't forget the Beano!
by Mickey December 04, 2003
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62

That kids 62 he cant even walk! Done With Agravating Drunk Wasted
by Mickey May 26, 2003
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