the buzz

When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
This is a great song, I've got a serious case of the buzz. Let's go out!!
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
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giggery

The process of playing gigs. (used when you are in a band)
1. Me and my band are bored and ready for some giggery.
by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007
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Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
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Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
by MichaelToTheJ June 01, 2007
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It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.
Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
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A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
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half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
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