4 definitions by michael thomas
1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.
2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.
2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.
1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.
2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.
2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.
by michael thomas December 19, 2006
Predator Drone feeds that are addictive to watch. First the techs that are in the know start watching when they know a target is about to be hit, then other people see them watching and stop what they are doing to watch.
When the Captain walked into the TOC the entire battalion staff was huddled around the monitor displaying the predator drone live feed, getting their fix of pred porn.
by michael thomas March 16, 2007
by michael thomas June 10, 2003
In short, “Ecological Credibility”. One gains eco-cred by exhibiting behaviors that suggest a commitment to the environment. Driving a hybrid car gives you eco-cred. Riding a bicycle to work gives you MAJOR eco-cred. Recycling cans, plastic and newspaper gives you very little eco-cred, but recycling your neighbor’s trash by digging through it to find recyclable products gains you lots of eco-cred.
People concerned with their level of eco-cred often feel the urge to measure themselves against others. One-upmanship is the order of the day when environmentally-aware types get together. It is very important to always win these contests. If your buddy bikes to work every day, then tell him that you also bike to work, while charging your laptop using converted pedal-power. Having an iPod powered by solar cells is a nice touch, too.
Riding public transportation is a reasonable effort towards eco-credibility, but if you take the bus because you don’t feel like driving, don’t tell anyone…Make them think you refuse to use a pollution machine that contributes to gridlock, choosing instead to use your time on the bus to invent new uses for Hemp. Hopefully your fellow passengers will never notice that you drive an SUV.
People concerned with their level of eco-cred often feel the urge to measure themselves against others. One-upmanship is the order of the day when environmentally-aware types get together. It is very important to always win these contests. If your buddy bikes to work every day, then tell him that you also bike to work, while charging your laptop using converted pedal-power. Having an iPod powered by solar cells is a nice touch, too.
Riding public transportation is a reasonable effort towards eco-credibility, but if you take the bus because you don’t feel like driving, don’t tell anyone…Make them think you refuse to use a pollution machine that contributes to gridlock, choosing instead to use your time on the bus to invent new uses for Hemp. Hopefully your fellow passengers will never notice that you drive an SUV.
by michael thomas May 12, 2006