michael foolsley's definitions
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the apply an oral vacuummug. you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 1, 2021
Get the pick up sticksmug. popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the bubble wrap crackmug. what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the 'homes'mug. the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
Get the whistling tea-kettle syndromemug. by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the others have destinationsmug. look at that fat ass in his portable living room!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the portable living roommug.