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on my knees to pray

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
by michael foolsley July 22, 2012
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prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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ejaculate! -the jack hammering effect of the human 'butter churn'!
as he appreciated the 'aura' of one particular human, his mind eventually focused on the hammerification of the hot drops!!

the young human male was transfixed by the potential hammerification of the hot drops!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.
cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)
dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
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musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!
my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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