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weary of sex

specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!

he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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workin' and jerkin'

taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!

in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!

a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
hey john! , what've YOU been up to lately ?? john: "workin' and jerkin' " !!
by michael foolsley April 1, 2022
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body rush

the highly pleasant physical 'moving really fast' sensations from assorted hallucinogens. can be compared to pre-orgasmic sensations!
i had a body rush that made me have to check my 'kaak' for 'juice'!

the hallucinations were minimal, but the body rushes were stellar!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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set myself alight

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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work my snot

pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!

on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!

if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......

i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
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