papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
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American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
by michael foolsley July 12, 2022
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where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 03, 2020
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party doll

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 04, 2011
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spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 05, 2010
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