michael foolsley's definitions
observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the holiday treatmug. bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011
Get the turd in his pocketmug. re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the marinating my chickenmug. a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
Get the extended palm syndromemug. the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024
Get the grind the poisonmug. the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
Get the where's all this money supposed to come from ?mug. tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the curse of sexmug.