Definitions by michael foolsley

well, FUCK YOU! 

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs

john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!

well, FUCK YOU! by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

emerson bigguns is here 

'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.

emerson bigguns is here

emerson bigguns is here by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

juicys 

heavy sweat/ing

i was moving furniture and caught the head juicys, wheres' my head (doo) rag?

this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!

juicys by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

cage time 

prison, jail

john ended up doing cage time for smoking boo

cage time by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

head jail 

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......

john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail

head jail by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

tearass 

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

tearass by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

imagination hat 

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

imagination hat by michael foolsley November 27, 2009