michael foolsley's definitions
acknowledging the 'god' (multi-religion) and/or 'jesus' of something.
i pray to those new mcfoolsley guitars!
i pray to that german chocolate cake!
i pray to that bitch's gear!
i pray to that german chocolate cake!
i pray to that bitch's gear!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the pray to mug.the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2021
Get the male sex slavery mug.a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the nightmare squared mug.at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the creation not recreation mug.the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
Get the fetal turd mug.spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
Get the devil drops mug.i asked a woman at the pick-up bar if she wanted to make sticky
shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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