look at that fat ass in his portable living room!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Get the others have destinations mug.imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
Get the clinical pizza oven mug.a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
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-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!
she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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