Definitions by michael foolsley

trash the cameras

seriously fucking up the speed cameras seen everywhere with a paintball gun. also: fucking up paparazzi for pay or free!!

hey joe, what say we trash the cameras tonite? fuckin' ay dude! me on it!!

trash the cameras by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

toilet choke 

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

toilet choke by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

farmer john cheese by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

rick mybarrs 

lick my balls in japenglish

rick mybarrs

rick mybarrs by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

spatter paint 

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

spatter paint by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

old tomato

ultimatum

i was given and old tomato, either move with the job; or be 'layed-off'

she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!

old tomato by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

labor pains 

time for 'def', to shit, flop-cutting time

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!

labor pains by michael foolsley December 2, 2009