by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 01, 2011
defecation
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 14, 2011
at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2011