Definitions by michael foolsley

wearing it

get fat -booting (eating) lots of high fat foods and imaging them turning straight to fat and taking up shop ('residence') on and around ones' body parts.

that coconut cream pie is better than sex!, but i'm going to end up wearing it!

i love me some pie! (pizza) but i'll just end up wearing it!!

wearing it by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

bodies to burn 

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

bodies to burn by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family

-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!

hollis brown by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

I.A. 

irritated asshole -result of a 'bad dung' -no way to take shower or bidet, baby wipes

john wasn't big on deffing at work, as; he'd often get I.A.

I.A. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

creation not recreation 

SEX -designating the 'act' for commerce, rather than enjoyment. accepted by non-orgasmic females

at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!

creation not recreation by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer syndrome 

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

farmer syndrome by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

info shift 

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

info shift by michael foolsley December 3, 2009