michael foolsley's definitions
someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the cretinesquemug. NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
Get the working ragmug. speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the cock onemug. a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 22, 2011
Get the sexy sandwichmug. FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the shape distortionmug. she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 4, 2011
Get the massivesmug. STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the shield those titsmug.