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get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
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get horizontal

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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the stinks

body odour, b.o. ,unpleasant olfactory emanations from the human body
i was workin' out and caught me a case of the stinks.

rotting sperm in someones' boogie will attract the stinks
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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legion of tubing flooders

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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bad dung

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat
hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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