vat o'sop ding

a COMPOUND definition! requiring SOME imagination! :

'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)

the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !

it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 02, 2022
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gommet

garmet, jacket, clothing (use of the 'r' pronounced as 'ah' style of speech)
i'm going to the cleaners to get my 'gommet'

the escort removed her gommet
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work

pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
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def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
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church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
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travelophobia

someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don't like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don't like to fly, i'm afraid to fly!, i don't like being away from home/my 'treasures', i get claustrophobia...on & on....!!

meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!

(see 'head jail')
don had the travelophobia, you couldn't pry him out of his house!!

judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
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alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.
alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...
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