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stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper
something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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zip strips

paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores
them zip strips will keep away the black death!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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bung dungs

eat, eating, consumption of food; e.t.c.

a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.

dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!
wheres' karen? (response:) i think she went out to bung dungs.

i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!

lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs
by michael foolsley May 26, 2012
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snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion
i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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