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people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the stoplight weasel mug.cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...
(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the vulgar boatmen mug.something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the drugsie mug.those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.
dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!
a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.
dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!
wheres' karen? (response:) i think she went out to bung dungs.
i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!
lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs
i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!
lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs
by michael foolsley May 26, 2012
Get the bung dungs mug.wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion
i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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