michael foolsley's definitions
let's go to jesus's !
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 1, 2021
 Get the jesus'smug.
Get the jesus'smug. by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
 Get the mirror geniusmug.
Get the mirror geniusmug. 'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
 Get the flametopmug.
Get the flametopmug. rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
 Get the defecation batonmug.
Get the defecation batonmug. suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
 Get the get wisemug.
Get the get wisemug. the music is powerful when we can get off the ground
that gage was strong enough to get me off the ground
she was able to get me off the ground with the grinding she administered!!
that gage was strong enough to get me off the ground
she was able to get me off the ground with the grinding she administered!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
 Get the get off the groundmug.
Get the get off the groundmug. by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
 Get the little fridaymug.
Get the little fridaymug.