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'champagne charlie' looking out window at rainy, overcast weather: pretty damn grim
i don't even want to go out today! , pretty damn grim
i don't even want to go out today! , pretty damn grim
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
Get the pretty damn grim mug."hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
Get the Jesus straps mug.taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
by michael foolsley April 1, 2022
Get the workin' and jerkin' mug.an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
Get the MY DEAD DOG ! mug.the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
Get the FECAPHILES for TRUMP mug.after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
Get the cream of the crotch mug.a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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