lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
seriously fucking up the speed cameras seen everywhere with a paintball gun. also: fucking up paparazzi for pay or free!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley May 11, 2011
the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011