pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
by michael foolsley April 02, 2010
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unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the money tweet mug.same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
Get the food porn tv mug.after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
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-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
john finished with the jenkins girl and she became disposable.
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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