STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
by michael foolsley December 07, 2009
unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.
unable to get the mind 'in gear'
unable to get the mind 'in gear'
i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
7-11, the "convenient" store!
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010