michael foolsley's definitions
MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT! maybe with some pizza thrown in, or eye-talian! meat prepared ANY style! -usually actual beast, not beast 'parts', as in 'soul food'
i stayed with some vegetarians, and couldn't wait to get me some white soul food!!
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the white soul foodmug. (similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
by michael foolsley July 4, 2012
Get the shelf lifemug. getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2016
Get the faux christmasmug. john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the $64,000 questionmug. the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
Get the gut nutmug. the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the transpo-groundedmug. big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
Get the nun shoesmug.