tiger woods situation has become disposable information
my locker combination is now disposable information
her favorite color has now become disposable information!
my locker combination is now disposable information
her favorite color has now become disposable information!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
by michael foolsley January 17, 2010
finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 26, 2011
sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)
juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010