Definitions by michael foolsley
right fart
if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
right fart by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
jizz witch
rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
jizz witch by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
flametop
'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
flametop by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
cuban mix
a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
cuban mix by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
gut orgasm
state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
gut orgasm by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
not having a shittin' damn thing
a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
not having a shittin' damn thing by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
bill shitmored
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
bill shitmored by michael foolsley January 26, 2010