by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
by michael foolsley December 02, 2020

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
by michael foolsley March 26, 2021

this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley April 07, 2011

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2011
