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the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'
...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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the vagina
one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
Get the hot dog cooker mug.hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the speed bump times mug.used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the stop hurting mug.a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
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the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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