male sex slavery

the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!

it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !

the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some

kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)

of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been

manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"

it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!

the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !

male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2021
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pray to

acknowledging the 'god' (multi-religion) and/or 'jesus' of something.
i pray to those new mcfoolsley guitars!

i pray to that german chocolate cake!

i pray to that bitch's gear!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
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creation not recreation

SEX -designating the 'act' for commerce, rather than enjoyment. accepted by non-orgasmic females
at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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spud on her finger

john looked carefully for a spud on her finger

she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
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shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!
she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.

my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!

need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!

russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 04, 2011
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