work my snot

pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!

on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!

if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......

i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 06, 2010
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cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
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speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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gut orgasm

state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.

"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!

celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm

mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'
all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "
by michael foolsley December 23, 2021
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fuk duc

fucked up -state of affairs for a seriously 'intoxed' vietnamese person
wheres' dan? sleeping, he was pretty fuk duc last night
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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