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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
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trash can liner

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
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messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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ultra gulp

55-gallon drum of "soda" sold in convenience store, 'tub' of soft drink
hey clyde, pull over! ah need me one o' them ultra gulps!!

gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!

i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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