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Definitions by michael foolsley

sprung a leak 

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
sprung a leak by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

helmet or pixie 

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
helmet or pixie by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

egg o mau 

egg mc muffin in ebonics!
be right there, ah get me egg o mau!

me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!

ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
egg o mau by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

penetrative gasp 

re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.
her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!

lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)

a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!

left the building 

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!

free range asylum 

civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!

DNA @ the door 

need for sex, horny, overwhelming need for sexual satisfaction, and assorted ways of dealing with same
DNA @ the door was driving (name) about out of their mind

judy awoke with DNA @ the door

what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??
DNA @ the door by michael foolsley December 7, 2010