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bodies for bulk

the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.

upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)

the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!

we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
mugGet the bodies for bulkmug.

move shot

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
mugGet the move shotmug.

allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the allergic to peoplemug.

dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
mugGet the dualingmug.

whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
mugGet the whistling tea-kettle syndromemug.

portable living room

look at that fat ass in his portable living room!

ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!

those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the portable living roommug.

the employer

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
mugGet the the employermug.

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