ejaculate/s, assorted body fluids!
-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??
one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.
-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)
-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??
one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.
-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)
at carla's, i had to ask for a 'rag' to mop up the pork by-products!
he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!
he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!
by michael foolsley February 08, 2010
sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off
all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!
lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2011
riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley April 24, 2011
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2012
*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009