michael foolsley's definitions
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
Get the bill shitmoredmug. male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
Get the sailor bill syndromemug. the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2012
Get the expirementmug. being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the muslim safemug. i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
Get the grabbymug. holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the holiday bulkmug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the cappermug.