Definitions by michael foolsley
kadaffy
moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
son of husky
ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
son of husky by michael foolsley April 15, 2011
leave my business card
ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
leave my business card by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
with the money tree
i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
with the money tree by michael foolsley April 10, 2011
soak up my mucilage
management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
soak up my mucilage by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
death of husky
husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
death of husky by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
soil point
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
soil point by michael foolsley April 7, 2011