michael foolsley's definitions

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

by michael foolsley January 6, 2010

piggyback fees

when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!

-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)

this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!

-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!

did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!

by michael foolsley February 15, 2010

transpos interuptus

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!

that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

chyme thyme

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......

urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

bust on the clock

live hard, die young, leave a pretty corpse

dave the coke dealer was going to bust on the clock
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

hop up heaven

place to go and smoke weed, perhaps more than one variety

lets' go up to jay's room, thats' hop up heaven!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009