by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
by michael foolsley August 12, 2010
this is the shit hippies would take when i was a budding young hop head, (a hundred years ago!!) that makes one hallucinate shit like a roomful of snakes. -not recommended unless you're a hardcore masochist!! (or perhaps zoologist or herpetologist!)
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 09, 2010
the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 07, 2022
by michael foolsley August 20, 2023