M.O.S.

man of steel (or 'men')

the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!

he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.

the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 03, 2012
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burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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deffed

john deffed, but it was a bad dung
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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tender challenged

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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garbage bag

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
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