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divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure
her/his treasures were to die for
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet
that white car is in a bicycle panic
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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pregger shakes

i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!

joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
by michael foolsley January 11, 2010
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'tacked out

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'
-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used
dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
by michael foolsley April 24, 2021
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earth a toilet

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth
just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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