dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 04, 2011
the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 03, 2010
ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2012
filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley April 28, 2011