second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 03, 2012

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy
ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!
ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!
by michael foolsley June 13, 2011
