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rub job

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
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(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
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do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
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big on bulk

appreciator or unappreciator of fat and/or fat people
i'm not big on bulk!!

john is sure big on bulk! lesbians are big on bulk!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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