fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 03, 2020
something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
by michael foolsley December 02, 2020
a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.
a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!
dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!
steve: my testicles can handle it!!
dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!
steve: my testicles can handle it!!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples
judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
by michael foolsley January 01, 2010