Definitions by michael foolsley
eraser rot
'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
clinical pizza oven
cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
clinical pizza oven by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
vertical plantation
a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
vertical plantation by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
beat the crack
arising well BEFORE dawn!!
NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
beat the crack by michael foolsley September 7, 2011
nikita bags
soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
nikita bags by michael foolsley September 6, 2011
Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem
(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
loss of precision
after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
loss of precision by michael foolsley September 5, 2011