michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
Get the gone trianglemug. hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the i don't buy in bulkmug. shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the power washmug. the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
Get the iPOPmug. be right there, ah get me egg o mau!
me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!
ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!
ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
Get the egg o maumug. katy has huge bargaining power! i'd give a months pay to hit that!!!
that dude has got tremendous bargaining power in the gay or straight community
that dude has got tremendous bargaining power in the gay or straight community
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the bargaining powermug. john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!
-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
Get the girly magazinemug.