am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!
john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!
by michael foolsley January 07, 2010
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jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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the sperminator

ah-nold schwartzenegger!

male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility

(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!

the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,

poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator

that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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summon the hot drops

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'
after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!

she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!

he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
by michael foolsley July 25, 2010
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snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion
i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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