Definitions by michael foolsley
magnetic air car
a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
magnetic air car by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
lets' get some maw likka!
statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
lets' get some maw likka! by michael foolsley November 9, 2011
flop-cutting time
hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit
churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
flop-cutting time by michael foolsley November 6, 2011
massives
she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
massives by michael foolsley November 4, 2011
titillate your parts
(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
titillate your parts by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
savior
your reflection in the mirror
john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
savior by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
try for the sky
attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
try for the sky by michael foolsley November 1, 2011