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kadaffy

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!

kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
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hippybilly

hippie+hillbilly

a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!

those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!

some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!

some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
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more powerful than logic

behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!

tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!

DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!

his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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the laws

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.

'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.

this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!

i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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hophead's prayer

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!
big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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