michael foolsley's definitions
a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 22, 2011
Get the sexy sandwichmug. a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the pre-bonedmug. a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2011
Get the chug cognacmug. 'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.
emerson bigguns is here
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
Get the emerson bigguns is heremug. have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the give birthmug. anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church
rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the unnatural sexmug. *self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the mental tattoomug.