Definitions by michael foolsley
church of beer
the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
church of beer by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
burger junkie
someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
burger junkie by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
try before you buy
steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
try before you buy by michael foolsley July 31, 2012
elder jail
the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
elder jail by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
on my knees to pray
he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!
she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
on my knees to pray by michael foolsley July 22, 2012
shelf life
(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
shelf life by michael foolsley July 4, 2012
picked up
a common reference by parents for kids getting a 'ride' in a police car.
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
i'm not coming to the police station when you get picked up!
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
picked up by michael foolsley June 22, 2012