michael foolsley's definitions
used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the stop hurtingmug. the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the tat limbomug. the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
Get the lesbo frostiesmug. fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the pocket squaremug. ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
by michael foolsley April 15, 2011
Get the son of huskymug. management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
Get the soak up my mucilagemug. A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the financially securemug.