Definitions by michael foolsley
car dealer tv
non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv by michael foolsley April 19, 2018
faux christmas
getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
faux christmas by michael foolsley December 8, 2016
get a slice
dave was doing double back flips trying to get a slice of that reality defying redhead!!
a lot of poor fellows burning in HELL!, trying to get a slice!
a lot of poor fellows burning in HELL!, trying to get a slice!
get a slice by michael foolsley December 7, 2015
domestic artist
a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
domestic artist by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
alcoholic hostility
alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.
alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...
alcoholic hostility by michael foolsley December 31, 2014
wunderdung
A.K.A. "wipeless shit"
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
wunderdung by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
hot glue gun
the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
hot glue gun by michael foolsley May 12, 2014