case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or LSD!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!
case hardened businessman

case hardened virgin

case hardened politico (liberal OR conservative!)

he is a case hardened businessman, he'll never budge on that price!

shes' a case hardened virgin! you'll never 'crack that crotch'
hes' a case-hardened conservative
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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spermalicious

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!
that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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pocket square

fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!
he had a beautiful armani suit that looked goofy as hell, because of the pocket square!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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whole lot of healing

setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!

judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 03, 2020
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