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righteous tumble

someone had non-disposable sex; a quality tumble, got wickedly 'set on fire', or otherwise 'came' with vigor!

a 'treatment' administered and/or received with intensity and vigor!
judy and i had a righteous tumble!!

she savagely fucked me, it was a quality tumble!!

the bed was smoking for a while, due to a righteous tumble!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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grabby

clothing that pulls, binds, or constricts in one or more spots because you are a fat slob (me!)
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!

bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!

got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
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holiday bulk

holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!

got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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gone triangle

have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle
by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
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i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat
hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'
shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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