infant

self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!

see you later, infant
ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh infant, infant (-smokey robinson)
shes' my precious infant

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'

all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "

by michael foolsley December 23, 2021

full light cycle

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc

shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle

by michael foolsley January 04, 2010

info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!

-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

by michael foolsley December 08, 2016