cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere
some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
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crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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caucasiologist

social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples
judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!

jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.

as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
by michael foolsley January 01, 2010
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hit the chipfem

have sex with the gps woman
my buddy wants to hit the chipfem
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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call to worship

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
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surrey on

go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)

a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'

i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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