some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples
judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
by michael foolsley January 01, 2010
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)
a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'
i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009