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by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...
it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.
after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!
-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...
it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.
after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!
la teesha will do anything i want!! -whys' that, main?? (slurp,slurp!!) -response: that shit wrong, boy!
that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!
that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!
by michael foolsley March 21, 2011
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inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the lost her kite mug.a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!
she/he was looking too nice to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
by michael foolsley August 23, 2012
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