kream dream

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!
alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
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pork shicksa-bob

fellatio from non-jewish female!
ah'm gone get me some that pork shicksa-bob

chaim was getting himself some pork shicksa-bob!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
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rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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gone triangle

have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle
by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
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gettin' thick

the 'run-away' tendency of the human body to 'get thick', due to chronological erosion, "fatty' foods, and/or lack of exercise.
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
wheres' janiece? dunno...prob'ly off gettin' thick!

she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!

the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!

his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
by michael foolsley August 04, 2011
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car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
by michael foolsley October 25, 2017
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