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i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
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male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
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some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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