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by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the paisley sealy mug.non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
by michael foolsley April 19, 2018
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judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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