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not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
Get the scary quiet mug.bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
Get the take me off mug.a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the pay toilet mug.i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the riding saturn's rings mug.the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the oil of dung mug.re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
Get the soft month mug.damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
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