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rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the jizz witch mug.a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
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Get the crack that crotch mug.setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the whos' your travel agent? mug.concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
Get the colt retirement mug."meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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