michael foolsley's definitions

lead in the head

suicide by firearm

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

got glorious

bask in the splendor of the situation (or 'get' glorious!)

joe undid her front closure "braw" and got glorious !!

they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!

jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

set myself alight

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books

that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

fuck the rolls

sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice

joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !

git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2023