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scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
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take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high
i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
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soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
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bag of air

damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!

methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
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