michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the crack that crotchmug. that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
Get the mammarian followermug. john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the pumped her upmug. something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the impuremug. male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the strike offmug. lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the feather my propsmug. by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the carbide lamp of lifemug.