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the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
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the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
by michael foolsley September 13, 2022
Get the snap to mug.the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
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a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
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what happens shortly after the male moves some goo ?? , why, 'it' has to MOVE SOME GOO !!
females are not very sensitive to the male moving some go! no need to find oneself a "reproductive slave" ! , 'locked' into involuntary 'manufacturing' ! (who' going to shepherd the punk ?) while TRYING to get the $250,000
note: there could NEVER be enough "beautiful" HUMANS!
what happens shortly after the male moves some goo ?? , why, 'it' has to MOVE SOME GOO !!
females are not very sensitive to the male moving some go! no need to find oneself a "reproductive slave" ! , 'locked' into involuntary 'manufacturing' ! (who' going to shepherd the punk ?) while TRYING to get the $250,000
note: there could NEVER be enough "beautiful" HUMANS!
john knew it wouldn't be long before he (A-GAIN) needed to move some goo !
jim's 'action' wouldn't "put out" ! , he needed to move some goo !
to move some goo from point 'A' to point 'B' , is the ETERNAL struggle for the male
jim's 'action' wouldn't "put out" ! , he needed to move some goo !
to move some goo from point 'A' to point 'B' , is the ETERNAL struggle for the male
by michael foolsley September 18, 2022
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udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
Get the sig udder mug."significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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