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mental neutral

unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.

unable to get the mind 'in gear'
i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.

had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
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slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
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fuck the rolls

sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice
joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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vocal recoil

having a problem appreciating someones' singing or speaking voice
i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!

her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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