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mind went blank

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primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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vulgar boatmen

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cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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testosterone jones

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any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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house burning down

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vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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crack nuts

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she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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stratospherin'

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just a WEE bit high!!!!!!!!!!
nigga, me aint'snt lyin' we was stratospherin'
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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christ's crappin' crotch

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expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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