measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

by michael foolsley February 01, 2010

trails

hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!

i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'

that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!

by michael foolsley June 01, 2011

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

lethargist

the religion for those who don't give a shit

when in rehab, my buddy was asked what religion he was...-i'm a lethargist, said he!!

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !

john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

park tocks

sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off

all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?

he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!

lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!

by michael foolsley February 11, 2010