Definitions by michael foolsley

mind went blank 

primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')

i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank

mind went blank by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

vulgar boatmen 

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')

fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!

vulgar boatmen by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

testosterone jones 

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male

look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

testosterone jones by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

house burning down 

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!

she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............

house burning down by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

crack nuts 

ejaculate

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that

crack nuts by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

stratospherin' 

just a WEE bit high!!!!!!!!!!

nigga, me aint'snt lyin' we was stratospherin'

stratospherin' by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

christ's crappin' crotch 

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

christ's crappin' crotch by michael foolsley November 22, 2009