michael foolsley's definitions
a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the pay toiletmug. some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the cream just anywheremug. the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the oil of dungmug. i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the riding saturn's ringsmug. a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the jersey the toiletmug. the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!
the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the god of sexmug. that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
Get the mammarian followermug.