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suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life
the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
by michael foolsley September 13, 2022
Get the snap to mug.an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
by michael foolsley April 25, 2022
Get the WHAT kind of "loving god"... mug.put on your ball cap backwards, while wearing your shants , and KNOW !! you are SUPER KOOL !! (NOT!)
that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
by michael foolsley May 1, 2022
Get the shants mug.the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
Get the where do you get money ? mug.the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
Get the I.A. supreme mug.as in: can i see your papers, please!
a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
Get the papers mug.ejaculate! "cum", come, the eternal HELL BURN of the MALE!
what happens shortly after the male moves some goo ?? , why, 'it' has to MOVE SOME GOO !!
females are not very sensitive to the male moving some go! no need to find oneself a "reproductive slave" ! , 'locked' into involuntary 'manufacturing' ! (who' going to shepherd the punk ?) while TRYING to get the $250,000
note: there could NEVER be enough "beautiful" HUMANS!
what happens shortly after the male moves some goo ?? , why, 'it' has to MOVE SOME GOO !!
females are not very sensitive to the male moving some go! no need to find oneself a "reproductive slave" ! , 'locked' into involuntary 'manufacturing' ! (who' going to shepherd the punk ?) while TRYING to get the $250,000
note: there could NEVER be enough "beautiful" HUMANS!
john knew it wouldn't be long before he (A-GAIN) needed to move some goo !
jim's 'action' wouldn't "put out" ! , he needed to move some goo !
to move some goo from point 'A' to point 'B' , is the ETERNAL struggle for the male
jim's 'action' wouldn't "put out" ! , he needed to move some goo !
to move some goo from point 'A' to point 'B' , is the ETERNAL struggle for the male
by michael foolsley September 18, 2022
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