michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
by michael foolsley December 30, 2021

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2011

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !
i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2020

june stated she wanted a box when asked, box or ashes ?
do you want a box or ashes?
don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
do you want a box or ashes?
don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
