michael foolsley's definitions

vocal recoil

having a problem appreciating someones' singing or speaking voice

i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!

her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil

by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

devil's cologne

the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea

god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

NLPB

covert code for the politically incorrect: NICE LEGS, PERKY BUTT

that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!

that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!

that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2021

cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high

i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol

count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010