johns' unit is a conduit for 'hot sauce'
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley May 20, 2012
the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2012
a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
alison was jim's kream dream!
rosanna was one man's kream dream
his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!
rosanna was one man's kream dream
his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010