Definitions by michael foolsley

hit the chipfem

have sex with the gps woman

my buddy wants to hit the chipfem

hit the chipfem by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

earth a toilet 

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

earth a toilet by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

tainted load 

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

tainted load by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

goyjew

a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!

that fucking dude and his mouth!.... hes' nothin' but a fuck-damn goyjew!!!

goyjew by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

deforrestation 

use of miles of toilet paper after a 'bad dung'

that bad bung is going to cause miles of deforrestation

deforrestation by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

gives good phone 

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

gives good phone by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

traveled to rio 

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

traveled to rio by michael foolsley November 25, 2009