Definitions by michael foolsley
resume limbo
not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
resume limbo by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
deadly spins
obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
deadly spins by michael foolsley January 25, 2010
john dung
i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
john dung by michael foolsley January 17, 2010
fresh faced
the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women
she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
fresh faced by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
sparkly eyed
sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)
juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
sparkly eyed by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
speed bump times
hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
speed bump times by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
lost her kite
visible tampon string on the nude beach
lost her kite by michael foolsley January 14, 2010