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Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!

by michael carbomb November 17, 2024

Radelaide

A term used by someone who thinks Adelaide is rad. The opposite of Adelame.

Josh: George! Where ya off to?
George: Aw, just goin' to Radelaide for the weekend!
Josh: Dont'cha mean Adelame?
George: FUCKIN' HELL JOSH IT'S RADELAIDE, WE'RE FROM PERTH! WHADAYA THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY IN THIS PLACE FOR ALL MY FUCKIN LIFE, YA SICK CUNT!
Josh: WHY ARE YOU GOING TO ADELAIDE!? IT'S THE ONE CITY THAT WE'RE BETTER THAN!

by michael carbomb November 17, 2024

Fent Fold

The thing that Fentanyl addicts do on the street when they take fentanyl. They slouch over, touch their toes, and go to sleep.

"Mummy! What's that man doing over there?"
"Oh honey don't look, he's doing the Fent Fold."

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Oliver

The most normal, boring, standard, 50/50 person you will ever meet.

"Hey Oliver?"
"Yeah?"
"Name me your favourite food, music genre, and colour."
"Ok, Bread, Pop and Blue"
"That shit was so basic, get a life."

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Cane Toad

1. The animal native to Northern Australia and some other places in the world.
2. A way to describe the looks of an unattractive woman from Northern Australia, particularly North Queensland.

"Oi mate, look at Sheila!"
"Ah, fuck off, you daft cunt! I'm not gonna have a date with her with the way she's lookin'! Looks like a fackin' Cane Toad!"

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Adelame

The best way to describe the city of Adelaide if you hate the city

"Hey mate wanna come to the Collingwood vs. Port game?"
"Sure where's it at?"
"Adelaide Oval"
"I'm not going to that boring place Adelame, fuck off!"

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Seaspray

Possibly the most shitty beach town in Gippsland, Victoria, Australia. Loaded with inbred bogans, Chernobyl-like air quality, boring beaches, shit food and weird druggos hanging about

"I'm going to Seaspray for the holidays!"
"That is a fate worse than death my guy."

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026