michael's definitions

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by michael December 18, 2003

Champed

Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.

Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.

by Michael December 18, 2003

;x

Most commonly used by Michael/Sypher/Gogo(AIM).

Look at that, Newbie Tom is using ";x", how new can he get?

by Michael December 16, 2003

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

Gogo

The definition of cool.

Michael wants to be gogo because he is a loser who has no friends.

by Michael December 13, 2003

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003