michael's definitions

boardies

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

by Michael November 10, 2004

hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

by Michael April 9, 2005

delorimier

(n) The source of life. The giver.
(v) To proginate. To create all beauty.

You'd be more amicable if you would get over your delorimier-complex.

by Michael January 14, 2005

Cutlip

To break something related to computers.

Chad totally Cutliped the printer in Mr. Keaton's room.

by Michael November 19, 2003

juice tiger

person on steroids

ron coleman is a juice tiger

by michael May 5, 2003

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003