michaeL's definitions

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow...that woman is extremely wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

kuck

name used by some of the coolest people in the world.

Kuck is so cool--he buys flowers randomly, makes sure everything is ok, and will drive you anywhere.

by michael June 5, 2004

jonzin

In need of something

I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night.

by michael May 5, 2003

Booby Beth

Phat (fat) biatch (bitch) who has medically massive chouncage.

mic: look at that booby beth
sean: thats my girl friend
pete: nice kajungas
mic: mmmmmmmm
sean: she played hungry hungry hippos as a child

by Michael August 3, 2004

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004