Doppeldang'er

A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.

"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"

by micah April 11, 2010

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

sausage factory

A club or party full of dudes only and not fly ass chicks

Dude GTs is a total sausage factory. fagatorium

by Micah April 25, 2003

initiate

Redneck term for "and then she ate."

My wife ate three double cheeseburgers initiate some fries.

by Micah December 23, 2003

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

fuck tard

Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose"

Caboose, you team killing fucktard

by Micah October 22, 2003

Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

by micah October 04, 2011