micah's definitions

initiate

Redneck term for "and then she ate."

My wife ate three double cheeseburgers initiate some fries.

by Micah December 22, 2003

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004

Pissing Boy

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

by micah October 29, 2008

Mount Rushmore

One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.

A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.

by Micah April 22, 2005

Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION

"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus

by Micah February 18, 2005