maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 17, 2010

man

Can be used expressively or as an interjection.

"Man! I can't believe that punk did that!"

by Micah February 17, 2005

everything/nothing

a genre of blogs in which the content means everything to the author but nothing to most everyone else; often abbreviated as "e/n"

"Every single LiveJournal I've read is incredibly e/n."

by Micah October 08, 2004

tramptits

Someone with gay tits and uses them as a landing pad for fags nut sacs

Billy B. get your fucking tramptits over here and fluff my pillow

by Micah April 24, 2003

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 03, 2004