Yo Mumma

well... she is yo mumma
by Micah February 17, 2004
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kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib
I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt
by Micah February 18, 2005
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Oakwood

Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION
"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus
by Micah February 18, 2005
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Doppeldang'er

A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.
"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"
by micah April 11, 2010
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klarf

klarf: Micah's word. he made it up don't steal it. or else.
klarf is micah's word. its an awesome word
by micah June 21, 2004
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lig

(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)
especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!
by micah August 27, 2003
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Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.
Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus
by Micah July 21, 2004
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