Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Protoss

The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!

"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

confizzled

(n) to be used instead of confused

Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."

by merlin January 21, 2005

spolo

I sport in which large cue-tips (plastic sticks with foam at the tip) are used to hit a dodge ball into a goal. Origin: Toledo, Ohio Maumee Valley. This is short for sponge polo.

Hey, lets go play some spolo.

by Merlin February 28, 2004

Strik9

See wigger.

The Strik9 purchased many jerseys, but none made him black.

by Merlin February 11, 2003

aol

A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore

Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates

by Merlin September 12, 2003

chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!

"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004