San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man paste

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

by mercunium November 11, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

by mercunium September 20, 2003

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 05, 2003