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Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!
by meow2u3 February 23, 2008
mugGet the Act your age, not your shoe sizemug.

coonlet

A cat who is part Maine Coon; either a Maine Coon mix or a Maine Coon cat without papers.
I miss my big coonlet Sylvester. He was such a big baby who thought he was a small boy.
by meow2u3 March 8, 2008
mugGet the coonletmug.

ghetto garbage

The urban counterpart to trailer trash. A nonracist description of the the speech, dress, mannerisms, and/or behavior of the low-class urban poor, regardless of race or ethnicity.

A typical piece of ghetto garbage can be identified as such: males wear pants or shorts three or four sizes too big, hanging halfway down their behinds, with their underwear showing; females are often seen with shirts small enough for their little kid sisters to fit into. Both sexes speak as if they were illiterate wannabe rappers, curse practically every other word, and are often loud enough to wake the dead! These people show no class whatsoever.

They try put on a "tough" act, trying to intimidate civilized human beings, but in fact it's all a cover to overcompensate for their intellectual inadequacy. Ghetto garbage show no respect for their elders or legitimate authority figures, but they will brownnose sociopaths and other violent criminal types.
Ghetto garbage inhabit not only the inner cities, but also are on the rise in suburban and even rural areas.
That sagging Roca Wear doesn't look right on me. It makes me look like ghetto garbage!

Cut out that ghetto talk, kid! I didn't raise you to be ghetto garbage!
by meow2u3 May 22, 2009
mugGet the ghetto garbagemug.

family values

1. State-sponsored totalitarian control of women and/or children, characterized by flagrant sexist double standards, authorities turning a blind eye to domestic violence, rape, and pedophilia--but only when men do it, and intolerance of freedom of religion, speech, and assembly, among other undesirable things.
No wonder Bush and the Saudis are so tight! They both share the same idea of family values--blame the rape victims and victims of domestic violence for "allowing" themselves to be victimized by male predators twice their size, as if the women were the criminals instead of the real perps--the rapists and wife-beaters who get off scot-free!
by meow2u3 December 23, 2007
mugGet the family valuesmug.

NFL gum

NFL = No Flavor Left. ABC gum, especially pink bubble gum, exhausted of its flavor, to be thrown out or left stuck under tables or desks.
I'm spitting out this NFL gum. There's no flavor left.
by meow2u3 December 18, 2010
mugGet the NFL gummug.

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
mugGet the Axle crackermug.

fregetable

A food, commonly thought of as a vegetable, which is actually a fruit because it contains seeds.

(Fruit + vegetable)
Contrary to popular belief, tomatoes, cucumbers, and zucchini are not vegetables, but fregetables
by meow2u3 August 22, 2008
mugGet the fregetablemug.

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