mel's definitions

Puter

Short for computer

My Puter is being slow.

by Mel February 24, 2003

OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

by Mel December 10, 2005

calista

a skinny ass girl ; a girl who is anorexic-looking; a bean pole (as in Calista Flockhart)

If the wind blows too hard, that calista is gonna get knocked over flat on her ass.

by MeL April 27, 2003

ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.

Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!

by Mel March 26, 2003

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004

haiduc

Somone who steals from the rich to give to the poor, Robin Hood style.

While on trial for theft, he claimed he was a haiduc--so should be let off.

by mel December 1, 2004

ya mum

the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"

Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?

by mel November 16, 2003