dog poop

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.

"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.

by megnao flimpis August 06, 2003

elf abuse

Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.

Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!

by megnao flimpis August 04, 2003

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 02, 2003

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 06, 2003

nugget

Nose gold extracted digitally.

Yo, Bubba...you ain't eatin' that nugget...you ain't washed yo hands sinced we went fishin'.

by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003

rudementary

An institution that teaches fundamental rudeness.

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.

by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003

fifi

The name of a dog specially trained to alert on homosexuals, i.e. a homosexual alert dog.

Good girl, Fifi...good girl, good girl...down Fifi. Hey, we got us a 'mo here.

by megnao flimpis July 08, 2003