meghan's definitions

pajams and footies

When a man comes into the club to look for his girl.

Derived from Martin's standup You so Crazy.

by meghan August 20, 2003

quiff

a hair vagina; cross breed of dog

that was one huge quiff.

by Meghan April 13, 2005

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

House of Brick

adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant sexual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.

This phrase stems from the classic tale of "The Three Little Pigs", in which the only house to stand against the Big Bad Wolf's onslaught is that of brick.

Accordingly, a man who ends up caving and having intercourse is a House of Straw.

1. "What happened last night? Jeff's girlfriend was all over you!"
"It's okay, man, I was a House of Brick."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

snarky-da

A cross between being snarky, and being "la-te-da". You know it when you see it, but see example just in case.

Like the bratty kid winning a board game and almost, but not yet verbally, bragging about it.

by Meghan October 13, 2004

dipset

a word to be used when leaving the scene.

playa 1: hey, yo i'm about to dipset, i'll holla at ya lata.

playa 2: ight peace

by meghan February 14, 2004