meepster's definitions

republican debate

The (partially sane) governor of Ohio John Kasich talking to a bunch of monkeys on Fox News. The monkeys usually use names like Donald Drumpf (known alias: Donald Trump), Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and things like that.

-Did you watch the Republican Debate last night?
-Yes, I almost committed suicide.

by Meepster August 8, 2016

llama

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.

The llama is my favorite animal.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

god

it's dog spelled backwards.

God is dog spelled backwards!

by Meepster March 28, 2015

ibmnay

I blow my nose at you!

an insult popularized by Monty Python during their search for the holy grail.

What! No! Ibmnay!

by Meepster April 7, 2015

A

it's an island in Norway. (Å is the actual spelling)

Dude 1: Where did you go for spring break?
Dude 2: Å

by Meepster March 18, 2015

Houston Street

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.

Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?

by Meepster April 7, 2015

force choke

an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.

Darth Vader: * force choke s Captain Needa*

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

by Meepster April 4, 2015