by Meepster April 15, 2015
euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words
This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?
by Meepster October 18, 2022
by Meepster April 20, 2015
the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227
by Meepster April 01, 2015
fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
by Meepster December 02, 2021
an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.
by Meepster April 04, 2015
when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
by Meepster May 27, 2015