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made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words
This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?
made of words by Meepster October 18, 2022

merfishing 

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
merfishing by Meepster December 2, 2021

republican debate 

The (partially sane) governor of Ohio John Kasich talking to a bunch of monkeys on Fox News. The monkeys usually use names like Donald Drumpf (known alias: Donald Trump), Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and things like that.
-Did you watch the Republican Debate last night?
-Yes, I almost committed suicide.
republican debate by Meepster August 8, 2016
the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.
me by Meepster May 30, 2015

Mr. Bates 

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
Mr. Bates by Meepster May 30, 2015

North Korea 

This definition has been censored for your benefit by the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
North Korea is the best country ever!!!
North Korea by Meepster May 27, 2015
1. Related to Blood
2. Covered in Blood
3. A word that Brits use in every sentence.
bloody by Meepster April 20, 2015