meepster's definitions

rhino

a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words

This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?

by Meepster October 18, 2022

bloody

1. Related to Blood
2. Covered in Blood
3. A word that Brits use in every sentence.

BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!?

by Meepster April 20, 2015

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015

Bip

As a noun is means a fart, as a verb it means to fart.

I have to bip so badly.

by meepster November 4, 2004

Popping a cherry

Sexual intercourse where the hymen is broken, primarily occurs in virgin females.

I popped my girlfriend's cherry, it was her first time.

by meepster March 24, 2005

la

french word for the (feminine)

I just ate la pomme de terre.
I just ate la potato.

by Meepster April 8, 2015