bullzen

When someone claims to be all "zen", but their actions show they are full of shit.

Adam claims he has put things behind him, and that he is in a Zen place....but his contractions show it is just bullzen

by Meadow Soprano October 15, 2005

poster's remorse

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it

After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how

by Meadow Soprano November 09, 2005

nonwich

a sandwich without bread

I wanted the turkey sandwich without bread, so I ordered it as a nonwich

by Meadow Soprano October 02, 2005

altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it

Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed

by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005

turn signal

the light that indicates which way you are going to turn while driving....a lever to left of the steering wheel is raised or lowered to start the flashing of the light

Most drivers these days are not aware that their cars come equipped with turn signals, or they are just too "busy" to use them- they expect other drivers to be psychic and figure out what exactly they are doing- it is infuriating!!!!!

by Meadow Soprano December 06, 2005

projecting

when you point out actions in someone else, that really are the things that YOU do

J loves to blame others for lying, or being an "enigman" of sorts, when it is really all of his own insecurities and faults that he is projecting

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

alcowhoric

Someone who gets drunk and has sex with many people.....often

Tara Reid and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of someone who is an alcowhoric

by Meadow Soprano October 09, 2005