meadow soprano's definitions

anger management

When a person manages to stay angry throughout their life- no matter which direction it is taking

No matter how her life is going, she is always pissed off! She's a case of anger management, if I've ever heard one.....

by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

evaporain

when it looks like it is raining, but you aren't getting wet

As I stood outside, it looked as if it were raining...but I wasn't getting wet- it can only be evaporain

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

food baby

when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant

Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

smugly

people who are ugly, yet have attitude that they are hot.

Rumer Willis is smugly- the girl thinks she is the hottest thing to walk the planet!

by Meadow Soprano September 26, 2008