me 's definitions

isp

internet service provider

AOL is a gay ISP.

by me March 18, 2003

Pue

The color of something compared to the color of an iguana's brain soaked in marmolade.

Ha ha, you were stupid enough to look this up!

by me November 14, 2003

apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 1, 2003

dark-or

some lame prick.

prick

by me August 28, 2003

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

exactly's

a term used by a dentist to describe someone's bad breath

mrs. johnson you have a case of the exactly's. the exactly's?yes the exactly's,your breath smells exactly like your ass.

by me February 5, 2004

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003