human

At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.

Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.

by Me May 05, 2005

NES

Nintendo Entertainment System. i.e., the classic gaming console with 8-bit graphics and monoaural sound. A reminder of the days when games were not all the same and were about all original fun rather than capitalizing on young people with expendible income. Decades of nasties mandate most NES systems to receive several puffs of air prior to functioning.

Nintendo should bring back the old NES. Who wouldn't want one?

by me December 12, 2003

family

the one thing in life u can neva change and usually the one thing u want to the most.

my family hates me

by me February 06, 2004

omghi2u

Used to make fun of the person it's being said to, a mimicry of 11-year-old girls talking on AIM.

Tard: "i was like walking to the store and this really hot chick was like 'omg, i r like u', and i was like sex0rd her"

Everyone "omghi2u"

by me August 20, 2003

prep guys

hott guys who can play lacrosse and beat landons ass

by Me July 28, 2003

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 25, 2005

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 07, 2004