58 definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

tonsil tennis

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.

Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

by mcnuggetdestroyer March 28, 2018

tonsil tennis

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.

I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017