Definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

tide pod 

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

tide pod by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

douchebag

An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.

Kevin is such a douchebag.

douchebag by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

i'll call you 

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

i'll call you by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

carpin all those diems 

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

carpin all those diems by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

hella fine

What someone says when they think somebody else is hot and sexy.

Damn. That girl is hella fine.

hella fine by mcnuggetdestroyer January 5, 2018

uncultured swine 

Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.

Allen is an uncultured swine.

uncultured swine by mcnuggetdestroyer January 4, 2018

slapping the bag 

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

slapping the bag by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018