tide pod

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.
Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018
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Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.
Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017
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straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.
oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!
by mcnuggetdestroyer September 02, 2019
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fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
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christmas eve eve

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.
cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017
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calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.
I'm calling bs on that fuckery.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 07, 2018
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man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 03, 2018
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