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Definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

sugar daddy 

A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.
Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!

tonsil tennis 

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

national walkout day 

A day when students (most likely in the U.S.) walk out of there classrooms to protest gun violence. One occurred today, March 14th. It started at 10:00 am and lasted for seventeen minutes in remembrance and solidarity to the seventeen students who were killed in the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting. Another school walkout is planned on April 20th, the 19th anniversary of the Columbine shooting for the same purposes.
Are you walking out on national walkout day? I sure as hell am.

little shit 

Somebody who is annoying as fuck. They think they are funny when they are bland as hell. They have high expectations when they look like they haven't showered in seven years.

calling bs 

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.
I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

man child 

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.