maxwell's definitions

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Po

African American for the word poor.

I blames da White man cuz Iz so po.

by Maxwell October 12, 2004

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Doe

African American word for door.

Tyrone kicked in the front doe of that apartment to rape the bitch inside and steal her TV.

by Maxwell August 30, 2004

Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.

I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.

by Maxwell July 16, 2004

Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.

by Maxwell September 13, 2004