maxwell's definitions

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Another name for the sexy large breasted actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My fantasy is to titty fuck Jennifer Love Hugetits.

by Maxwell November 20, 2004

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 20, 2004

Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Nachos

An African American word for “Not Yours”.

Hey Man, Dat crack pipe nachos.

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

Lucky Dyke

a brand of cigarettes smoked by lesbians.

add slogan for Lucky Dyke cigarettes, "You come a long way lezbo"

by Maxwell August 6, 2006

Flo

African American for the word floor.

Jamall hit the flo when he heard the drive by shooting outside his crib in the ghetto.

by Maxwell October 7, 2004

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003