maxwell's definitions

Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.

by Maxwell September 13, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

Lucky Dyke

a brand of cigarettes smoked by lesbians.

add slogan for Lucky Dyke cigarettes, "You come a long way lezbo"

by Maxwell August 6, 2006

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003

Flo

African American for the word floor.

Jamall hit the flo when he heard the drive by shooting outside his crib in the ghetto.

by Maxwell October 7, 2004

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 20, 2004