by Maxwell June 29, 2004

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.
by Maxwell July 03, 2004

by Maxwell August 06, 2006

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).
by Maxwell December 19, 2003

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

Were affixin to go to the store.
by Maxwell March 23, 2004

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
