coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 23, 2004

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

jchillin

shorter term used for "just chillin." or can be used in other verbs.

Jonny: "what are you doing?"
Bob: "you know...jchillin at my house."

by Maximus October 06, 2004

terp

A turtle who is a pimp.

Man look at the bling on that turtle, he is a t-e-r-p.

by Maximus February 09, 2004

devil dog

A devil dog is a member of the United States Marine Corps. It originates from a statement attributed to the German High Command, in remarking on the determinedness of the Marines, to the effect of "Wie sind die Teufelhundern ?", which means "Who are these Devil Dogs?"

The Marines have taken the comment as a compliment to their fighting ability, and refer to their comrades as "devil dogs": "hey there, devil dog" is a friendly greeting between Marines.

by Maximus March 13, 2003

stinkpink

smelly hole, vagina.

I gots myself some stinkpink!

by Maximus August 06, 2003